OK so ever since Super-Fit Dude showed up in my class for the first time a few months ago, I've thought he might be a good match for Super Cute Girl (SCG). SCG had mentioned at one point that she was single and would be thrilled to be matched to a great guy. Naturally, I called her over under the guise of introducing a regular student, "should he have any questions about the class or me as a teacher," (like, for instance, exactly how awesome I am?)
I saw sparks in that way that you know for sure two people have a connection and fanned them whenever I got a chance inovert, embarrassing, annoying subtle, secret ways handed down from the ancient yoga sages.
Cut to last night, I noticed Super-Fit Dude reaching over and drinking out of Super Cute Girl's eco-friendly water bottle.
Hmmm. Now, I know I'm a germ-phobe, but I'm pretty sure that that is not standard fellow-student behavior. (If someone ever drank out of my bottle, it would yoga ass-kicking time.)
Well, today I got an (unsolicited) confession: they're totally dating! Yoga love is in bloom in one of my classes. Yay!
Most importantly, they've already worked out a dating pre-nup. If things don't work out, she gets custody of me/my class. Love it!
I saw sparks in that way that you know for sure two people have a connection and fanned them whenever I got a chance in
Cut to last night, I noticed Super-Fit Dude reaching over and drinking out of Super Cute Girl's eco-friendly water bottle.
Hmmm. Now, I know I'm a germ-phobe, but I'm pretty sure that that is not standard fellow-student behavior. (If someone ever drank out of my bottle, it would yoga ass-kicking time.)
Well, today I got an (unsolicited) confession: they're totally dating! Yoga love is in bloom in one of my classes. Yay!
Most importantly, they've already worked out a dating pre-nup. If things don't work out, she gets custody of me/my class. Love it!
That's too cute, I wish my instructor would go out of her way for students like that!
ReplyDeleteAwww. Thanks! You should tell her that you expect a higher level of all around services these days! ;)
DeleteGood job, now they should name their first kid after you! It's only fair.
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ReplyDeleteAnon @ 12:03: Was thinking of submitting a list of potential names. Of course, they are all variations of my name. But that's cool, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteJust realized I should have done this as a reply instead of a comments. oops!
DeleteI'm jealous of your matchmaking talents. I've been unsuccessfully attempting it for years.
ReplyDeleteI've had a few missed loved connections too, but I don't take responsibility for them. I make the intros, they take it from there :)
DeleteHave you had any funny matchmaker mishaps? If so, blog material perhaps?! :)